This is one of those stories I wish we could just attribute to a dumb source. Sadly, it's not; unless you think Justin Bieber is dumb. Regardless of your feelings, the Biebs told a British talk show host that he's been approached to star in the film version of 50 Shades of Grey...
Please, for the love of God, tell me Disney is doing a movie about elephants or clouds or something grey other than the tie in that book with all the dirty sexy time.
Apparently not. During the interview, Biebs joked that his crazed lady fans scream and freak out when they see him, in part, because of the now infamous piece of smut-lit. That's when let the cat out of the totally inappropriate bag: "They actually want me to be in the movie!"
Since he didn't elaborate or mention what role they were considering him for, one can only hope it's a cameo that involves him completely clothed and as far away from anything sex-ish as humanly possible.
(via Ryan Seacrest)