This is the kind of story that makes me question my own sanity. Why? Because I read the headline and I want to know more. What does that say about me as a person?
Don't answer that question. Just read the story.
Remember Bam Margera's crazy stalker? First, do you remember Bam Margera? He's the skateboarding star who became part of the Jackass crew.
OK. So, remember that creepy story about the naked stalker lady that was living in his treehouse, then busted into his room while he was sleeping? According to Margera, the lady started making out with him whilst he slept. Once he woke up, freaked out and called police, Ms. Crazy Pants began pleasuring herself in front of him. Yeah, that story. I can't get it out of my head either.
Anyway, turns out Margera now thinks the nude, self-pleasuring stalker lady gave him a parting gift. Herpes. On the lips (coulda been worse, I guess). He said he woke up the day after the incident with a big ol' herp wound.
Could this story get any weirder? At least he didn't wake up in a tub full of ice with no kidneys.
Here's the video of him breaking down what happened in more creepy detail.