Football player and Twitter skank Chad Johnson (nee Ochocinco) has finally accepted that his marriage to Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada is, in fact, over.
He initially refused to sign the divorce papers Evelyn filed just three days after he allegedly head-butted her during an argument over a mysterious condom receipt.
Chad seemed to think, despite repeated public exlcamations to the contrary, that Evelyn would magically take him back. He even went so far as to get her face tattooed on his leg... as if that's a domestic violence-trumping selling point.
And lest you think he's completely back on the reality bus, know this: earlier today Chad pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor battery charge against him.






