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Well, the fantasy couldn't last forever, ladies.

First he had to get "married."

Now, he's going to be a "dad."

I'm using air quotes because I haven't quite fully accepted that my Channing Tatum fantasy will forever remain just a fantasy. Quelle tragedie.

Channing and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum (I wouldn't have hyphenated my last name, just sayin') told People they are expecting their first child.

The couple has been married since 2009. I wasn't invited to the wedding, which was a smart move on their part. Pretty sure I would've stood up at that one point during a wedding where you're allowed to point out the obvious mistake Channing was making by marrying that woman.