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It was announced Friday that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be reprising his role as Conan the Barbarian in an upcoming extension of the Conan franchise.

Thirty years ago, the role of Conan launched the career of a then unknown body builder who has gone on to have a lengthy career as an actor and a politician. Of course, the chatter most recently has centered around his autobiography which includes insights on his Schwarzenegger's divorce from Maria Shriver, and the love child he fathered with their housekeeper 15 years ago.

I don't know about you, but I have extreme Arnie fatigue. This is the big Hollywood celebrity equivalent of the High School quarterback re-living his glory days. You know how the High School quarterback lost all his hair and gained a spare tire? So that's happening...