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Kim Kardashian has lost it (again). Not her virginity; her freaking mind. Why? Well, the reasons are many, but for the purpose of this article we'll stick to what came flying out of her mouth during a recent interview with an Australian news website.

Asked if she could switch places with any person for a day, the sex tape-feuled publicity machine and noted humanitarian responded with this:

"Jesus. Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had."

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Jesus. Not Jesus Castillo, the minor league baseball player (I googled famous people with the name Jesus). No. Jesus. As in Jesus Christ. The Christian messiah. Yes, THAT Jesus Christ.

And WHY does she want to trade places with Jesus for a day? Not to heal the sick or feed the poor. No. She wants to be Jesus Christ for a day to "see the power that he had."

We're screwed.