Newlywed Courtney Lopez (nee Maza) is apparently very proud of Mario's posterior assets. As is, equally apparently, Mario himself. Otherwise, why would he be decorating the family Christmas tree in bright red briefs and why would Courtney be tweeting a photographic record of it?
And what does two-year old Gia think about all this? Usually, your parents embarrass you with half-naked photos from your childhood. Gia gets to be embarrassed by half-naked photos of her Dad. Yeah, that's not awkward in the least.
Still, I'm not complaining. As far as I'm concerned, Christmas has come early.