Yesterday, our very own Colleen Lindstrom shared with us that Ms. Lohan was going to be available for appearances at Bar Mitzvahs, weddings and other special occasions (court appearances?) thanks to some podunck North Carolina PR outfit called 123 Talent.
Colleen was excited because she thought Lindsay would be the perfect accompaniment to her upcoming alleged marriage vow renewal ceremony.
Tragically, we've since learned that, in fact, 123 Talent is full of crap and Lindsay will under no circumstances come to your special event. Unless it's next to a nightclub or within snorting distance of a pile of coke.
Probably a good thing. Do you really trust Lindsay to run loose at your wedding? Pretty sure you could kiss a good many of your gifts goodbye.