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Does anyone in Europe like the British Royal family, because poor Kate Middleton can't seem to get a break anywhere on the continent.

First, a French tabloid owned by Italians publishes pics of Kate Middleton topless. 

And now a Danish tabloid has posted pics of Kate's other half... and I'm not talking about Prince William. 

Grainy though it may be, it's certainly a photo spread (sorry) I think most of us are happy to avoid.

And who knew the Danish were total pervs? Pervs, that is, with a characteristically northern European indifference to front page crotch shots. At least, as evidenced by the statement from Se og Hør editor Kim Henningsen:

It's a set of unique photos from an A-class celebrity ... We are a leading gossip magazine in Denmark, and it is my job to publish them. If the British royal family want to sue us, then it will happen then and we'll deal with it.

It's a tragedy really. For Kate and for me. Kate, because well, who wants their crotch plastered all over an entire country (other than Madonna). And me, because well, it's not the royal 'area' I was hoping to catch a glimpse of.