Lindsay Lohan has asked her spiritual advisor to write a letter to the judge hearing her case to vouch for her.
I'll give you a second to pull yourself back together and get up from the floor upon which you were rolling and laughing your butt off.
Lindsay knows that the threat of jail looms large as a result of her probation violation and she is trying everything she can to prove to the judge that jail won't work for her. She insists that counseling is the better option for her.
Allegedly, Lindsay believes that her spiritual advisor will be able to help convince the judge because her advisor has been "helping" her since 2008. This is not a glowing recommendation for Lindsay Lohan's spiritual advisor. Perhaps it's time for Ms. Lohan to check the yellow pages and find herself another one of those.