Bette Midler is heading to Broadway to for yet another revival of “Hello, Dolly!”
I can’t even.
Midler will join a pantheon of previous divas donning the iconic interlocutor’s mantle, including but certainly not limited to Carol Channing (who’s still alive, damn it!), Ethel Merman, Ginger Rogers, and Phillis Diller.
Not a ton of details yet, but we do know opening night is scheduled for April 20, 2017.
Three days before my 42nd birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.