— Us Weekly (@usweekly) May 4, 2016
Multiple sources are reporting that Caitlyn Jenner will pose nude for a cover of Sports Illustrated. It’s just not true. And if it were, who cares, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is, she will not be nude.
These sources are reporting that Caitlyn Jenner will be posing nude… with nothing but an American Flag wrapped around her and her Olympic gold medal. This is no more nude than I am right now, typing at my computer, nude… under my clothes. If you have cloth covering your body, you are not nude.
It’s just another one of those Kardashian/Jenner spun headlines designed to make us all perk up and take notice.
But if being covered up is the same as being nude, then, well, let’s all just get on with our nude day! Go get your coffee nude, eat your lunch nude, drive the carpool nude, but please, do it with clothes on.0