FRIYAY 3/24! Gifting pet bison?! They keep escaping! Down the Tubi — we watched 1984’s “Runaway” “Next Level Chef” season 2 on Hulu — who are you rooting for? Sheletta…

THURSDAY 3/23! Immersive Disney Animation now open in Minneapolis TSA: peanut butter is a liquid Giselle Bunchen…a witch? Katy Perry’s comment to a 25-year-old mom of three on American Idol…

WEDNESDAY 3/22! Zombie apocalypse. Head to MOA! Donald Glover’s “Swarm” on Prime — hello, Rory Culkin “John Wick: Chapter 4” is the highest rated of them all on Rotten Tomatoes…

TUESDAY 3/21! Andy yelled at Larsa Pippen while filming RHOM reunion! Julianne Hough’s back on DWTS as co-host Dad jokes are good for kids! Science says. Turds on Broadway?! GROSS!…

MONDAY 3/20! Crochet a walleye — designed by a ranger at Voyageurs National Park! Great pattern! The Volcano menu returning to Taco Bell in June Midtown Global Market — where…

FRIYAY 3/17! Crichton Leprechaun news story we play every St. Patrick’s Day LOL! Gym guys eating dog food for more protein? Taylor Swift dropped new songs overnight to kickoff her…

THURSDAY 3/16! Navy SEAL 8 minute nap — Lex and Holly tried (keyword tried)! Here’s their attempt LOL!!! Mario’s boots made by Red Wing Shoes in celebration of The Super…

WEDNESDAY 3/15! Neighbor’s pet monkey almost rips off woman’s ear!! OMG. Monkey staring down his human neighbor WHOA! Buffalo Wild Wings sued for boneless wings not being wings — ridiculous!…

TUESDAY 3/14! Ted Lasso pub on AirBnb?! Your food is about to get spicier! Oscar ratings are up…double digits! Seacrest out (at LIVE) — sooner than we thought! GIANT seaweed…

MONDAY 3/13! Oscar winners! What’s with the Stanley tumblers? They’re everywhere! Jimmy Kimmel joked about Will Smith slap in Oscars monologue Hugh Grant being a jerk on the champagne carpet…