On The Colleen and Bradley Show, we like to go deep in the shallow. We contemplate and analyze the banal and trivial so you don’t have to. A public service, really.
Our first and favorite publationship (a possibly real celebrity relationship leveraged for publicity/fame) is CHONAS: Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra. All the electrolytes in the world could not quench the fame-thirst of these two middling celebrities.
So, Priyanka Chopra: Star, has had a bit of bad publicity this week, and according to our favorite blind item gossip source, Enty Lawyer, we needed to be on the look out for an actress to leverage her relationship to get our attention away from any possible controversy.
Well, look what we have here!
On Nick’s Instagram account, a conveniently loving post about FaceTiming with his wife, Priyanka, while backstage with his adorable nieces.
Awww, Nick and Priyanka love each other and are dedicated to everything that is sweet and non-controversial. But look carefully at the photo. There’s a falling phone in the middle of the picture. And, on closer look at Nick’s phone, that doesn’t really look like an actual FaceTime experience. Oh, wait. BECAUSE IT’S ALL BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED AND THAT DROPPING PHONE IS A TOTAL PHOTOSHOP FAIL. It’s fake. Beyond fake. Thanks for playing, Nick.
But this isn’t the only publationship fail. Thanks to Enty Lawyer again, we needed to be on the lookout for an actress hiring “fans” to ask for her autograph while out and about. Makes a good paparazzi photo, right?
Well, we now have the receipts.
Check out the first part of the video below where Priyanka is leaving LAX and signs some autographs outside of the terminal.
Then those same autograph seekers show up again as she leaves baggage claim! Some people say these people are just collecting multiple autographs to resell online, but given the info from Enty Lawyer, we’re not buying that explanation.
Remember, folks, as Team CoBra always says: NOTHING IS REAL AND EVERYONE SMOKES!1