Thanks to a new Funny or Die video from Nick Offerman and the American Heart Association, I just learned that, not only do pizzas grow on PIZZA TREES, but so do taquitos, fish fingers and french fries! What the what?
Nick says if it grows on a tree it must be healthy and I totally saw him pick slices of pizza off a tree so it must be true, right?
Oh and the moral of this story? Our children’s health shouldn’t be a laughing matter.0