Yes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are divorcing. Yes, Angelina cites “irreconcilable differences.” Other than that, everything else you read is pretty much gossip, conjecture, innuendo and blatant fabrication.
Still, it’s fun to read. And, in many cases, totally laughable.
Here are some of the best rumors regarding the reason(s) Brangelina’s breakup, as collected randomly on the Internets:
“She feels that if they really pour their hearts out to each other over sunset walks through the [estate’s] vineyards, she can keep [Brad Pitt] by her side and reignite their romance.”
“For a while, the excitement of getting married masked their troubles,” an insider told OK! Magazine, via Hollywood Life, “but lately, they’ve been having explosive fights. Neither of them is sure that they can or should, hang on anymore.”
“Brad is fed up with the marriage, since Angelina “barely eats, she guzzles wine every night and she smokes constantly,” the insider says.”
“The Hollywood heartthrob accepted Angelina’s bad habits when she was undergoing her multiple health crises, but she hasn’t done anything to get her weight up or ditch the cigarettes and booze.”
“Inside the magazine, it was noted that Jolie was suffering from jealousy troubles.”
“Brad’s just exhausted from spending so much energy trying to get her to take better care of herself,” according to the insider. “It’s been hard to watch the woman he loves waste away.”
“According to National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a make out session and the latter dozed off. In his sleep he reportedly said: “Gwyn, let me sleep a few more minutes” and Angelina was angry, which started the 3rd party rumors.”
“Jezebel reports “President Obama is expected to weigh in soon.”0