Am I The Asshat for not going to sleep when my partner does? We shared a couple details about the Queen’s funeral on Monday, but do we care? King Charles is getting pissed about pens and knickknacks on his desk; Jason channels his assistant. LOLOL! Plus, Project Down and Dirty planning is underway, we need your help!

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