Did you hear about Fox news anchor Harris Faulkner suing Hasbro over a toy hamster? She says the hamster stole her name and her appearance. And it’s a hamster.
So really what we’re getting at is… It’s about time someone stood up for toy companies stealing people’s identities! People can’t do it. Why should toys be able to steal identitities?!
As far as we’re concerned, it’s about TIME someone started cracking down on the toy identity theft epidemic. It’s been plaguing our country for far too long.
In addition to Harris Faulkner’s case, we give you:
Miley Cyrus! If she isn’t but a living, breathing Rainbow Bright?!
Miley Cyrus y su mala imitación de Rainbow Bright. pic.twitter.com/8KuahWOV95
— Fer (@Fercit4) August 31, 2015
Brad Pitt! More like Lego my IDENTITY if you know what I mean.
Kylie Jenner. I am actually not sure who stole whose identity here.
We even have a couple examples that might hit a little closer to home:
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t cool to be a redhead until COLLEEN LINSTROM came along!
Barbie & Skipper?
More like Lori & Julia. Nice try.
And if that’s not Donna, then frankly I don’t know who is.
Never put these together until now, huh?
You’re welcome, and may justice be served.
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