Fox anchor sues Hasbro because she thinks a toy hamster looks like her
Marley McMillan

Fox anchor sues Hasbro because she thinks a toy hamster looks like her

FILE - In this April 28, 2015, file photo, Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner poses for a photo on the set in New York. Harris sued toymaker Hasbro Monday, Aug. 31, 2015, in federal court in New Jersey for more than $5 million over a toy that shares her name. Harris' suit claims Hasbro wrongfully appropriated her name and persona with its plastic "Harris Faulkner" hamster. (AP Photo/Richard Drew, File)

Did you hear about Fox news anchor Harris Faulkner suing Hasbro over a toy hamster? She says the hamster stole her name and her appearance. And it’s a hamster.

This June 23, 2015 photo released by the Hogan Lovells law firm shows toys from Hasbro's "Littlest Pet Shop" line in New York, including characters named Benson Detwyler and Harris Faulkner. Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner sued Hasbro Monday, Aug. 31, 2015, in federal court in New Jersey for more than $5 million over the toy that shares her name. Harris' suit claims Hasbro wrongfully appropriated her name and persona with its plastic "Harris Faulkner" hamster. (Patsy Wilson/Hogan Lovells via AP Photo)

Ummm… ok.

So really what we’re getting at is… It’s about time someone stood up for toy companies stealing people’s identities! People can’t do it. Why should toys be able to steal identitities?!

As far as we’re concerned, it’s about TIME someone started cracking down on the toy identity theft epidemic. It’s been plaguing our country for far too long.

In addition to Harris Faulkner’s case, we give you:

Miley Cyrus! If she isn’t but a living, breathing Rainbow Bright?!

Brad Pitt! More like Lego my IDENTITY if you know what I mean.

Brad Pitt toy Lego

Kylie Jenner. I am actually not sure who stole whose identity here.

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We even have a couple examples that might hit a little closer to home:

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t cool to be a redhead until COLLEEN LINSTROM came along!

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Barbie & Skipper?

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More like Lori & Julia. Nice try.

And if that’s not Donna, then frankly I don’t know who is.

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Never put these together until now, huh?

You’re welcome, and may justice be served.

If you have a toy identity theft you’d like to report, please leave your thoughts in the comments below or email us at our respective showpages.

 

 

 

 

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Marley

hosts the “You Get A Rose” podcast covering “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” TV franchises.

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