The first Friday in June is National Donut Day and Americans all across our great nation will be stuffing their pie-holes with all manner of hot, fresh, glazed, chocolate-iced, cream-filled, cakey carb delicacies… for FREE! Tons of local donut holes-in-the-wall and national chains will offer their customers a free treat in honor of this major holiday.
There’s only a slight problem. NONE OF THEM ARE IN THE TWIN CITIES!!!
C’mon, Minnesota donuteers, surely you can do better than this! Why are you CRULLER (get it, cruller…) than the national average?
Who’s gonna step up to the freebie donut plate?
You’ve got 48 hours.
National Donut Day is June 5th! Dunkin' Donuts is giving away free donuts! http://t.co/383KLRyHa8
— LKG (@Reiki313) June 2, 2015
— Money.com (@MONEY) June 2, 2015
Friday is National Donut Day! Get a free donut w/ drink purchase at Dunkin Donuts and a free donut at Krispey Kreme! pic.twitter.com/ZzmlbVTaZw
— Life Cheating (@LifeCheating) June 2, 2015