Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter has poked fun at her mom’s health and beauty routines in a hilarious new TikTok roast.
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— Jack (@franc3y) April 5, 2021
Teenager Apple posted a video of the Oscar-winning Goop boss chugging a health drink and applying face cream on the app and talked over the footage, explaining that her mum takes an hour to get ready every morning.
“So first, my mom drinks her Goop Glow Superpowder and she eats nothing but dates and almond butter,” Apple explained.
“I suppose the Goop Glow is a part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since the day I was born, apparently…” she joked.
Apple, who Gwyneth shares with ex-husband Chris Martin, then took aim at her Paltrow’s obsession with Goop products, especially those aimed at female empowerment and sexual satisfaction, adding: “She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin.”
Mocking the brand’s fake vagina scented items, Apple went on: “Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs and candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina.”
Paltrow enjoyed huge success with her This Smells Like My Vagina Candle last year and she has started sending gift packages to famous friends like Kim Kardashian and Demi Lovato featuring a This Smells Like My Orgasm candle.
– Cover Media