I’m worried about the Smith kids
Colleen Lindstrom

I’m worried about the Smith kids

Willow Smith, Jaden Smith

Jaden and Willow Smith, who are 16 and 14 years-old respectively, did an interview for New York Times T Magazine. They are ridiculous.

“They’re just kids,” you’re thinking, “go easy on them!”

I get it. But read on, because I can almost guarantee you’ll feel the same.

Jaden, you’ll recall, was very public about the fact that he doesn’t believe in traditional schooling. Their parents, Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith have funded a school based on Scientology teachings, which is also not in line with public education.

So, in this interview we hear such gems as:

Willow: ” I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.”


Jaden: “Right, because you have to live. There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living.”


Jaden: “And the feeling of being like, this is a fragment of a holographic reality that a higher consciousness made.”

and then there’s…

Willow: “That’s what I do with novels. There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.”

but what about…

Willow: “Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good.”

and on the topic of school…

Jaden: “You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.”

But it’s fine that he hates school – because he still has goals…

Jaden: “I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.”

Wow. I mean, that happened.

Read the entire disturbing and completely incomprehensible interview here.




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