Seriously, Jenny McCarthy. We didn’t ask you about your husband’s “happy place,” so you don’t need to tell us about it.
Answering a viewer’s question about her love life on “Watch What Happens Live,” (her LOVE LIFE — not her husband’s actual love making tool), Jenny McCarthy got real specific about Donnie Wahlberg’s anatomy.
“Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. Sometimes they’re deformed-looking, and sometimes they’re a different color than you’re used to. Some are, like, purple, some are pink. The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive, but…it fits my vagina perfectly. It hits the spot. The thing about it is…he makes love to a woman.”
I have nothing more to say.