Colleen has long admitted she doesn’t give out candy on Halloween. Instead she hands out crap. Plastic crap. She maintains these non-edible bits and pieces are ‘treasures.’ I maintain they’re ‘crap.’
Luckily, this year she finally put the question to kids directly.
She offered kids the option of either candy or ‘treasure.’
Then she tallied up the numbers to see what kids actually preferred.
The results might just shock you.
Actually, they’re only going to shock you if you’re dead.
Which you’re not.