Orlando Bloom is naked. ON THE INTERNET!
Bradley Traynor

Orlando Bloom is naked. ON THE INTERNET!

I don’t care what important work you think you’re engaged in right now, but you need to stop and pay attention.

ORLANDO BLOOM IS NAKED ON THE INTERNET!

Don’t freak out, you’re at work. You have to remain calm.

THERE ARE NAKED PICTURES OF ORLANDO BLOOM!

Breathe.

Not that you give a crap about why there are naked pictures of Orlando Bloom on the Internet, but here’s the story:

He and Katy Perry are in Italy at a nude beach on a paddle board and stuff, blah, blah, blah I DON’T CARE!

Since we’re at work, I’m not including the actual nudies in this post, but if you’re as much as a hot mess is I am, you’ll find your way over to them in a few clicks.

Here’s an appetizer sampler platter:

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