Last weekend in Santa Barbara, I ended up in a bit of a pickle when I realized I had no hairbrush, no comb, and no blow dryer upon exiting the shower.
At this time, I was forced to rely on the teacher of my most basic instincts of human survival: Disney.
Namely, the Little Mermaid, Ariel herself.
No one ever knew how much of a genius Ariel was when she discovered what she referred to as a “Dinglehopper.”
— Marly Hall (@marlyhall) January 1, 2015
This past weekend, I too discovered a local, plastic, discarded Dinglehopper, and put it to use, completing my transformation into an admittedly scruffier but hardly less masculine Draco Malfoy.
Needless to say, I looked good.
So, if you can’t find a comb, hairbrush or blow dryer and you need a comb in a pinch, a fork isn’t the worst tool in the world. Just make sure to wash it afterwards if your fiance is still hoping to consume the Thai leftovers.