Congratulations to everyone who won an Emmy last night. Everyone, that is, except for Tony Hale (Veep). I mean, you know, fine, whatever, but still.
TITUSS BURGESS WAS ROBBED, PEOPLE! ROBBED! LIKE THEY RIPPED THE DAMN STATUETTE OUT OF HIS GENIUS EVER-LOVING HAND!
Sorry, but Titus Andromedon was the best comedy performance of 2015. Wait, why am I apologizing? NO APOLOGIES, HE WAS FREAKING THE BEST. Wait, why am I yelling?
In lieu of his win, I’m going to just watch my (and likely most of the world’s) favorite moment from the the first season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.