I took one for the team last night, guys. I watched the season premiere of “Rob and Chyna” on E! so you don’t have to. And trust me, you don’t want to.
Here’s what I learned, Rob and Chyna have the most obnoxiously immature relationship. Whenever they fight, apparently Chyna kicks him out of the house. So he finally decided to go back to his actual house in Calabasas (which is nicer than all of our houses put together) and camp out there while ignoring her phone calls.
But the thing that will surprise you not at all is that Kris Jenner is going to position herself throughout this entire season as the mother superior. Who will give wonderful advice to her little chickadees, make Rob turkey bacon to help aid him with his weight loss, and help guide her future daughter in law through a relationship with her wayward son.
It’s bad. So bad. I don’t know if I can watch it again bad.
Like worse that Keeping Up With The Kardashians bad. And that is BAD.
And I feel bad for Rob – because he used to be awesome. His turn (no pun intended) on DWTS made him so likable and appear so jovial and relatable. And this show is taking advantage of his struggle with depression to make his mother and sister more money. Gross. And even our friends at TMZ see the sick irony in that.
— Anthony Dominic (@tmzanthony) September 12, 2016
My suggestion, boycott. Don’t watch. And tell all your friends not to watch. And tell them to tell their friends… and so on and so forth.
Oh, and in case you care, which you don’t, Rob and Blac Chyna are expecting a girl.0