What Kleanse? (We were WRONG about Kimye’s baby name!)
Marley McMillan

What Kleanse? (We were WRONG about Kimye’s baby name!)

Kanye West, left, and Kim Kardashian attend the TIME 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at the Frederick P. Rose Hall, Time Warner Center on Tuesday, April 21, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

Kanye West, left, and Kim Kardashian attend the TIME 100 Gala, celebrating the 100 most influential people in the world, at the Frederick P. Rose Hall, Time Warner Center on Tuesday, April 21, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

Dern night I’m not taking part in that KLEANSE! I don’t know whether I like them or hate them, but I’m going to be honest: I read almost every Kardashian headline I come across.

It’s just because they’re there. Let’s put it this way: They’re like instantly accessible friends, who always have something pretty, dramatic, interesting or weird going on, and who doesn’t want to mix that spice of life into a regular ole Monday?

This is why I have to tell you that we were TOTALLY WRONG about Kimye’s baby name.

The report in early August was that Kim and Kanye were going to name their child Easton West.

EASTON WEST.

As in, sounds exactly like East ‘N West.

As in, their first child is named North West.

Ugh — well… that’s what we thought. Thank goodness we were actually wrong.

A rep for the couple has told Page Six that Easton is not the name.

Thank goodness. You can rest easy tonight.

Now we just wait for the real name, which let’s face it, will probably be even worse.

And don’t worry! I’ll be here to deliver that news.

Yours is Kardashian Kleanse resistance — love ’em or hate ’em we all know you wanna read about ’em —

Marls the Bigglesworth

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Marley

hosts the “You Get A Rose” podcast covering “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” TV franchises.

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