Why do strawberries taste like nothing?
They literally have no flavor to speak of.
I am done accepting this fact as a part of my reality. I have decided to jettison the lying red orbs from my shopping cart and my life.
Bye, fake ass strawberries.
Turns out I’m not alone. I tweeted about it yesterday and if even one person likes my tweet, I figure I’m not alone. That’s the sad fact about Twitter. And, frankly, my life.
Nonetheless, I’m done with strawberries.
Unless they’re from the farmers market. Which sounds really hipster-y, but it’s true.
Don’t even get me started on tomatoes.0