Working My Last Nerve: Strawberries!
Bradley Traynor

Working My Last Nerve: Strawberries!

Why do strawberries taste like nothing?

They literally have no flavor to speak of.

I am done accepting this fact as a part of my reality. I have decided to jettison the lying red orbs from my shopping cart and my life.

Bye, fake ass strawberries.

Turns out I’m not alone. I tweeted about it yesterday and if even one person likes my tweet, I figure I’m not alone. That’s the sad fact about Twitter. And, frankly, my life.

Nonetheless, I’m done with strawberries.

Unless they’re from the farmers market. Which sounds really hipster-y, but it’s true.

Don’t even get me started on tomatoes.



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